I was going to take a quick break from some work I was wrapping up, and I started to look at the blogs on our blogroll… Well, the quick break turned into like an hour and a half break, but I just had to add my 2 cents to this hilarious joke I read and swiped from Slashjoke.com.
I’m sure years down the line it will be funny to read again, (at least for me and some friends whos names I can’t even recall anymore… But you know who you are.. ) So, the joke is below, and below that is my rambling you probably could care less about… Or, maybe you will crack up reading it, and be nodding your head.. aha… yup… been there… ohh yeah.. pfffff I feel your pain brother… Feel free to comment and share your funny stories… )
Men Stick Together
Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day, she told her husband that she had slept over at girlfriend’s house.
The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship Between Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next day, he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy’s house.
The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
Hilarious!!! This joke had me cracking up for a while… Cause it’s so true.. I think every guy has covered for his buddys at one point or another…
What becomes difficult is when you find out from your friends right before a party or an event where the girlfriends will be present, that you were actually in 4-5 different places the night before. At the same time.
Okay Laugh… It is kind of funny now that I think back. I have actually been at a bar, at the same exact time in a city an hour away from the bar where I was at a party, at the same time I was also watching a live soccer game that was not actually played till the following week, and helping a friend move his grandmas tv and fridge to her new appertment.
We spent a month or two “working” on the place to make it nice for grandma, and the funny thing is, at the end it turned out that the apartment we fixed up did not even exist. I do remember that was back around the time when the Chicago Bulls were winning the championships… ROTFLMAO… Ohhh man…
Now thats some mad skillz I got… Being at all those places at once… The funny thing is, one of those years I ended up getting 5 flasks for Christmas, from my friends parents, friends girlfriends, etc… At the time I figured.. Sweet.. Check it out guys… We are covered for the fishing trips, etc… It was not until about a year or two after I graduated college that I realized why I got all those flasks…
For a year or two, my story was pretty much the same… “Jay, what did you (you guys) do last night? When did you guys get home? Where did you guys spend the night?”
Well…. Thats funny you girl(s) are asking me this.. Cause I was just about to ask the guys the same thing… I dunno… Those Hennessy and Cokes were High Octane last night… I remember parts of the night here and there.. Or was that the night before? I dunno.. Damnnnn…. I was pretty much fubar last night…
Yeah,,, I was working 35 hours a week, going to college full time, and what amazed most people (After a while, it was pretty much any babe I came in contact with, since somehow one of my friends girlfriends or her friends, our ex girlfriends would always know the hotties we met at the clubs or one of her friends, cousins, whatever…) is that most of the time, I couldn’t recall for the life of me what I did after 9:00 pm.
And you know how it is.. When you are at your friends house at a party, you make the mistake of venturing into the kitchen without any of your friends for backup, and the girlfriends/wifes are in there having some deep discussion about whatever… And you hear.. “Ohh Jay.. Perfect timing… We were just talking about ____________ fill in blank with friend(s) name(s) and event(s).. So, lemme ask you…And the other girls can’t wait till her friend is done, cause they all have things to ask…
Ohhh sh*t… I mean, thats deadly… I’d be out of there asap… I don’t know what you girls are talking about, I don’t know a thing, am I even here now? hmmmm….
(In fact, let me grab the whole 12 pack, couple of these bottles, and whatever else I can carry, instead of just the planned 2-3 beers, cause I am for sure not gonna be back in here for a while.)
Alright, you hotties have fun, I’ll be back later on… And once I made it to the back yard, of course you have to give your friends heads up.. Do NOT go in the kitchen… In fact stay outta da house for now… Trust me… hehehe
So, that was my story for a while… Well, I had one too many drinks… I’m sorry.. I just can’t recall.., It worked… At least for me… It also saved me from having to deal with and listen to a bunch of drama which I can’t stand…
“You know what your friend(s) did the other night???” Uhmmm the dishes.,, Played solitare? I dunno.,, “I’m not even gonna get into it for you.. Your probably gonna end up not remembering it tomorrow anyway.” Well, that has been known to happen once in a while… “Yeah.. Ohkkay Jay.. You never know anything” Well… Come on now.., So, anyway…. Uhmmmm Lets have a drink and just kick it.. 4 Da Taste!
So, Whats your story?