Fight at the Wedding

A wedding occurred, in Austrailia. To keep tradition going, everyone got drunk and the bride’s and groom’s families had a humongous fight and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the crap out of each other. The police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in the courtroom until the judge finally brings calm with the use of his gavel, shouting “Silence in Court.” The courtroom goes silent and DANNY (the best man) stands up and says, “Your honour, I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened.”

The judge agrees and asks Danny to take the stand. Danny begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in an Austrailian wedding that the best man gets the first dance with the bride. The judge says “OK.”

“Well”, said Danny, “After I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song. All of a sudden the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick in her privates.”

The judge responded “God, that must have hurt!”

Danny replied “HURT! He broke three of my damn fingers!”




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