Top 10 Things Samuel L. Jackson Might Say When He Plays a Jedi Master in the Upcoming Star Wars Movie
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Top 10 Things Samuel L. Jackson Might Say When He Plays a Jedi Master in the Upcoming Star Wars Movie:
10. “You don’t need to see my goddamn identification, ’cause these ain’t the motherfuckin’ droids you’re lookin’ for.”
9. “Well, womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I would never know, ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker.”
8. “This is your father’s lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfuckin’ stormtrooper in the room, accept no substitutes.”
7. “If Obi-Wan’s ass ain’t home I don’t know what the fuck we’re gonna do, ’cause I ain’t got no other partners on Tatooine.”
6. “Feel the force, motherfucker.”
5. “You sendin’ the Fett? Sheeeyit, Hutt, that’s all you had to say.”
4. “Yeah, Chewie Rocky Horror has a hair problem. What’s the brother gonna do: he’s a Wookie.”
3. “Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
2. “‘What’ ain’t no planet I ever heard of. They speak Bocce on What?”
1. ” Hand me my lightsaber. It’s the one that says ‘Bad Mother Fucker’ on it.”
