Archive for May, 2007

Funny Drunk Joke

Sunday, May 27th, 2007

A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the regular drank a little more than usual.
The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the regular stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he’ll crawl outside [...]

Insensitive Woman - Funny Joke

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Dave returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said, “Honey, now [...]

Funny Golf Joke

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

I was down in Orange County doing some training, and was really busy this last week. But now I’m back, and I should be posting more now.
Have a Tasty weekend!
Jay

Golf Joke
John got home from his usual Sunday round of golf slightly later than normal and very tired. “Bad day [...]

Getting a Promotion

Sunday, May 6th, 2007

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion.
“What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?” asked the Rabbi.
“Well, I’m next in line for the Monsignor’s job.” replied the Priest.
“Yes, and then what?” asked [...]