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Merry Christmas Everyone!
Have a Tasty Holiday, stay safe and drink a few for me too
Jay

2 men shop for wive’s birthday!
There are two men, Harold and Troy, sitting in the coffee shop one evening. Troy says “It’s my wife’s birthday today. I bought her a new car and a diamond ring.” Harold replies, “why’d you buy her both?”
Troy said, “’cause if she doesn’t like the ring, she can always [...]

Check out these funny videos. I was cracking up watching these.
And stay Tasty!!!
Jay

Deep Throat Video
Don’t mess with a man’s newspaper
Cat has a toilet flushing obsession

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they [...]

Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and a genie pops out.
The genie notices the poor condition of the brothers and grants them one wish between the two of [...]

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
5. Specificity
6. Anti-constitutionalistically
7. Passive-aggressive disorder
8. Transubstantiate
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THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not really [...]

Many thanks to Johnnie for sending me this list of quotes

1. Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
2. You don’t know a women till you’ve met her in court.
3. My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.
4. A real friend is someone who walks in when the [...]

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out [...]

A woman was trying to do her laundry one day, when her washing machine suddenly broke down. Distraught, she called her husband at the office and said, “Honey, can you please come home and fix the washing machine? It doesn’t work.” The angry husband replied, “What do I look like? The freakin? Maytag man?” and [...]

Funny computer symbols

We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emotions”,where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by
:-) and
:-( respectively.
Well, how about some “assicons”? Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) [...]