Archive for November, 2006

Blind Date - Funny Joke

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

After being with her all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a [...]

Beer VS. Vagina

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

Many thanks to Johnnie for sending me this funny list of Beer VS. Vagina.

1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair [...]

Hiking - Funny Joke

Monday, November 6th, 2006

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike.
“Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300,” he asked.
“Easy, Dad,” little Johnny replied. “I earned it hiking.”
“Come on Johnny,” the father said. “Tell me the truth.”
“That is the truth!” [...]

Funny Little Johnny Joke

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

Another funny little Johnny Joke.
Have a Tasty Friday!

Little Johnny wakes up several nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents` room.
Finally, one morning he says to his mom, “Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you`re bouncing up and [...]

New Teacher - Funny Joke

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

This little Johnny joke is hilarious!
Have a Tasty Day!

A young woman, (a new teacher) was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the male students.
She quickly turned and asked, “What’s [...]