Archive for November, 2006

Medical Distinctions - Funny Joke

Thursday, November 30th, 2006

We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below…
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having [...]

Types of Sex - Funny

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006

Many thanks to Johnnie for sending me this funny types of sex list. :)

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when [...]

Doctor’s Appointment - funny joke

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

One night, as a couple lies down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says, “I’m sorry, honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.”
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, [...]

Really Dumb - Funny Joke

Saturday, November 25th, 2006

A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there.
They didn’t want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him, “The men with really big dicks and the girls with really, really big boobs were both really, really dumb.”
When [...]

Penguin and The Mechanic

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006

Once there was a penguin whose car broke down. He took it in to get it serviced, and while it was being worked on, he went shopping.
He returned later that day to see what had happened to his car, and the mechanic told him, “It looks like you’ve blown a seal.”
The penguin, chuckling, and wiping [...]

Perception of Beauty

Monday, November 20th, 2006

This is a great link on how the average person can become a super model. Cool video.

Click Here for Model Video

Caught Sleeping Excuses

Friday, November 17th, 2006

Some of these are great excuses!

10) ”They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
9) ”This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.”
8) ”Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in [...]

Funny Cadillac Joke

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil station and pulls over to the high octane pump.
“What can I do for [...]

Little Johnny - Nuclear Power Joke

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, [...]

Funny Amish Joke

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, “What is this, Father?” The father [never having seen an elevator] responded “Son, I have never seen [...]