Archive for June, 2006

Who Enjoys Sex More???

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, “Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we’re so obsessed with getting laid?”
“That doesn’t prove anything,” the woman countered. “Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your [...]

A Good Date

Monday, June 5th, 2006

Funny Joke…

These three teenage girls were roommates. One Friday night right after the semester started they all had all gone out on dates, and by chance all came home at about the same time.
The first one came in and said with a smug look on her face, “You know you’ve been [...]

Funny Geek Joke

Sunday, June 4th, 2006

An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress.
The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered.
The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems.
The computer scientist says, “It’s the best thing [...]

The Prayer

Friday, June 2nd, 2006

A friend sent me this hilarious prayer joke the other day. This one had me rolling…

FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a guy who`s not a creep.
One who`s handsome, smart and strong
One who likes to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who`ll call not wait for [...]

Funny Choir Boy Picture

Thursday, June 1st, 2006

Many thanks to my friend Shaggy for sending me this funny choir boy picture… I can’t believe they would actully make this for a church.