An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. “Here’s $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can [...]
Archive for June, 2006
Sexy Babes!!! Many thanks to Gina for sending me these hotties via break.com.
Have a Tasty Weekend!
This is funny..
So, think you have a bad day? Look at these (almost) true stories…
And think again: Maybe things aren’t so bad:
1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into [...]
This picture is hilarious!! Love this shopping bag.
Wow… Going to the dentist can be expensive, but…
This joke is hilarious…
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast [...]
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest?”
Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn’t forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, [...]
I think it’s time for some more Sexy Babes. Many thanks to Gina for sending me these hotties via break.com.
Have a Tasty Day!
This is funny…
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
This is funny… But I feel sorry for the poor guy…
A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis.
The surgeon examined him and asked, “What happened?”
“Well, doc, I live in a trailer camp,” the man explained, “And from where I am I can see this lovely chick next door. She’s blonde [...]