Archive for June, 2006

Funny Joke

Friday, June 30th, 2006

An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. “Here’s $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can [...]

Sexy Babes Pictures

Sunday, June 25th, 2006

Sexy Babes!!! Many thanks to Gina for sending me these hotties via break.com.
Have a Tasty Weekend!
Jay

Think You Are Having a Bad Day?

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006

This is funny..
So, think you have a bad day? Look at these (almost) true stories…
And think again: Maybe things aren’t so bad:
1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into [...]

Funny Shopping Bag Picture

Wednesday, June 21st, 2006

This picture is hilarious!! Love this shopping bag.

Funny Dental Picture

Monday, June 19th, 2006

Wow… Going to the dentist can be expensive, but…

Out Drinking - Funny Joke

Thursday, June 15th, 2006

This joke is hilarious…

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast [...]

Little Johnny Joke

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest?”
Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn’t forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, [...]

Tasty Hotties

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

I think it’s time for some more Sexy Babes. Many thanks to Gina for sending me these hotties via break.com.
Have a Tasty Day!
Jay

Redneck Special Forces

Sunday, June 11th, 2006

This is funny…

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. [...]

Plastic Surgery

Saturday, June 10th, 2006

This is funny… But I feel sorry for the poor guy…

A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis.
The surgeon examined him and asked, “What happened?”
“Well, doc, I live in a trailer camp,” the man explained, “And from where I am I can see this lovely chick next door. She’s blonde [...]