Archive for April, 2006

Hell Explained By Chemistry Student

Saturday, April 29th, 2006

This is a bit wordy, but worth reading!!!!!!!
The following is an actual question given on a
University of Washington chemistry mid-term.
The answer by one student was so “profound” that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,
which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of
enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: [...]

Good ol spel chk

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

This is a great job application! Hilarious…

Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to [...]

Funny Joke

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

This joke is hilarious!
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night
when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby
skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was
still alive. It was, and she said to her [...]

Sipping Vodka

Saturday, April 22nd, 2006

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After the mass, he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous, on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take [...]

Psychiatry of Naming Kids

Friday, April 21st, 2006

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed.
To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”
He turned to the second mom. “Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, [...]

Happy FourTwenty!

Thursday, April 20th, 2006

Happy 420!!! I’m sure some of you are celebrating today, sooooo puff-puff-pass, and have a Tasty time!
And, thanks for stopping by

Look.. Even Tux is cold chillin and smokin today!

Clever Scam

Thursday, April 20th, 2006

Mr Nosey posted this clever scam in the Ferrari Bikini Babes post comment area. I think this scam deserves its own post, so here it is.. Mr Nosey, thanks for bringing this to our attention!
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as [...]

Ferrari Bikini Babes

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

I have been a Ferrari fan for a while, (I hope the team has a better season in F1 racing this year). So, when my friend sent this nice picture my way, I was thinking that the right thing to do is to post it on the blog so our tasty visitors and ferrari [...]

Funny Sign

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

This sign is hilarious! I wonder where they had it displayed.

Happy Rabbit

Monday, April 17th, 2006

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, “Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so much better!” The giraffe looks at him, looks at the [...]