Archive for January 21st, 2006

Funny Puns

Saturday, January 21st, 2006

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into [...]

Expensive Speeding Ticket

Saturday, January 21st, 2006

This has to be one expensive speeding ticket!