Archive for January, 2006

The Gambler

Tuesday, January 31st, 2006

This is hilarious…
Dennis arrived at the Internal Revenue Service for an audit, accompanied by another Man.
Going over his records, the IRS official said, “Well, sir, it appears that you live at a much higher level than your reported income. How do you explain that?”
Dennis replied, “I love to gamble and I always [...]

Medicare Has the Answer - Funny Joke

Monday, January 30th, 2006

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers:
“Hello”. “Mrs. Ward, please.”
“Speaking.”
“Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical
Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband’s biopsy to the
lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we
are now uncertain which one is your husband’s. Frankly the results are
either [...]

Stormtrooper in Tokyo

Sunday, January 29th, 2006

This is great! I read on boingboing.net that “There’s a British guy in Tokyo named Danny Choo, who likes to take a Stormtrooper outfit and walk around the city: on the train, in Akihabara, etc… I’m sure if he had done this in the US, he’d be arrested for having the toy blaster.” Or [...]

You Know You Are a Redneck When..

Saturday, January 28th, 2006

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
3. Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.
4. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
5. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
6. [...]

Crazy Racing Accident

Friday, January 27th, 2006

Wow.. This is a crazy racing accident… Good thing those guys are wearing fireproof gear.

As seen on Break.com

Italian Boy Works Da Confession

Friday, January 27th, 2006

Hilarious! This joke cracked me up….

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?
Yes, Father it is.
And who was the woman you were with?
I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Johnny, I’m sure to find out her [...]

Fun Riddle

Friday, January 27th, 2006

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn’t have one.
The Pope has one but doesn’t use his.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi’s.
What [...]

Old School PC Ad.

Thursday, January 26th, 2006

Talk about old school ads… But, I know some of you remember these from the older PC magazines..

Since we are on the topic of old school, I had to add one of my favorite old school PC sound cards.. I remember that all the Sierra games sounded much better with this card.. [...]

IntelliMouse - Funny Picture

Thursday, January 26th, 2006

Another great marketing picture.. I’m sure most people would remember an advertisement like this intelli mouse..

Cold Hands - Funny Joke

Tuesday, January 24th, 2006

This joke is hillarious..
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says,“’Honey, my hands are freezing!” She says, “Well put them between my thighs and that will warm them up.”
After lunch he [...]