Archive for October 31st, 2005

What Part Goes First

Monday, October 31st, 2005

Little Tommy is hillarious!

The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question, “When you die and go to Heaven … which part of your body goes first?”
Suzie raised her hand and said, “I think it’s your hands.”
“Why do you think it’s your hands, Suzie?”
Suzie replied, “Because [...]

I Bet You Have Been In This Situation Before

Monday, October 31st, 2005

Right??? I think we all have.. It’s soo true… The more you drink, the sexier people get, and most people also seem to become “great” dancers. I know that I usually take a trip or two to the bar, before thinking about hitting the dance floor!
Alcohol does wonders when it comes [...]

Tits Out to Here

Monday, October 31st, 2005

After reading this joke, I am convinced that everyone should learn how to swim! It’s never to late.

Dave walks into a bar and sees John sittin at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face.
Dave says “John what are you so happy for?”
“Well Dave, [...]