Archive for October 20th, 2005

Actual Resignation Letter of a Systems Admin

Thursday, October 20th, 2005

This is one hell of a resignation letter.

The System Administrator?
(An actual letter sent by a fed up U.S employee)
Mr Baker,
As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations.
Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground [...]

Magic Mirror

Thursday, October 20th, 2005

Once upon a time there was a magic mirror that could tell when you were lying. If you were… ZAP! - it would suck you in and you were gone forever.
One day, an old lady, a brunette, and a blonde happened by the mirror. The old lady looked in it and said, “I think I’m [...]