Archive for October, 2005

What Part Goes First

Monday, October 31st, 2005

Little Tommy is hillarious!

The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question, “When you die and go to Heaven … which part of your body goes first?”
Suzie raised her hand and said, “I think it’s your hands.”
“Why do you think it’s your hands, Suzie?”
Suzie replied, “Because [...]

I Bet You Have Been In This Situation Before

Monday, October 31st, 2005

Right??? I think we all have.. It’s soo true… The more you drink, the sexier people get, and most people also seem to become “great” dancers. I know that I usually take a trip or two to the bar, before thinking about hitting the dance floor!
Alcohol does wonders when it comes [...]

Tits Out to Here

Monday, October 31st, 2005

After reading this joke, I am convinced that everyone should learn how to swim! It’s never to late.

Dave walks into a bar and sees John sittin at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face.
Dave says “John what are you so happy for?”
“Well Dave, [...]

Spend Your Tax Refund

Sunday, October 30th, 2005

We are on our way to making this come true.

Why Do YOU Love Your Computer?

Sunday, October 30th, 2005

hehe too funny.

Unlocking the Door - Funny Joke

Saturday, October 29th, 2005

Ohh Yeah!!! This is another really funny joke..

One night this guy and his girlfriend were about to go into his
apartment and before he could open his door his girlfriend said,
“Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks
his door.”
So the guy says, “Well, give me some examples.”
So the [...]

How Could She Do This To Him?

Friday, October 28th, 2005

LOL.. This picture cracks me up. He has the perfect look on his face for the caption.
Tammy, thanks for sending me this image!

Trip To Las Vegas

Friday, October 28th, 2005

It’s a good thing my Vegas trips have never turned out like this… What a crazy way to wake up!

Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas.
The week flew by and they all had a great time.
After they returned home and the men went back to work, [...]

Nymphomaniac In the Car

Friday, October 28th, 2005

A guy sees his buddy in a bar and says, “You’re not going to believe this, but I’ve got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the parking lot. She’s wearing me out! Can you go out to the car and keep her busy? The dome light is off, so she won’t know [...]

Sexy Jessica Simpson Pictures

Thursday, October 27th, 2005

A few Tasty pictures of Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.