Archive for August 31st, 2005

I Wonder If This Cell Phone Trick Really Works

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

My friend Tammy sent me this interesting email a little while ago.

Locked your keys in your car?
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone on your cell phone.
Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the other person at your home [...]

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Give Bill More Time

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

Another funny Bill Clinton joke.

Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic.
As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ”Save the women!”
George Bush hysterically screeches, ”Screw the women!”
And Bill Clinton smirks and purrs, ”Do we have time?’

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