Archive for August, 2005

How They Do It

Wednesday, August 24th, 2005

Accountants do it with Double Entry
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
Ambulance drivers come quicker
Australians do it Down Under
Bach did it using the organ
Bankers do it with interest
Bartenders do it on the Rocks
Batman does it using his Robin
Bookkeepers do it for the record
Chess players check their Mates
Cops do it with cuffs
DJs do it on request
Deep-sea [...]

Grand Prix Racing Playboy Cover

Wednesday, August 24th, 2005

Nice!!! Playboy and Grand Prix Racing… Mr. Heffner knew back in 1967. what it’s all about! With all the drama in the last couple of years, I just hope that Grand Prix Racing survives.

Speaking of Racing, check out this Ferrari mouse from Acer. Nice huh? Being a Ferrari [...]

Tasty Sunset Picture

Wednesday, August 24th, 2005

I like this sunset picture. The colors are great, and the rays of light illuminating the clouds looks cool. Tasty picture..

Good Lookin Out Cali! We are Representin!

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005

Top ten places for auto theft:
1. Modesto, Calif.
2. Stockton-Lodi, Calif.
3. Las Vegas, Nev.
4. Phoenix-Mesa, Ariz.
5. Sacramento, Calif.
6. Oakland, Calif.
7. VIsalia-Tulare-Porterville, Calif.
8. San Diego, Calif.
9. Fresno, Calif.
10. Seattle-Bellevue-Everett, Wash.
Of the ten areas in the nation with the highest auto theft rates, seven are in California, according to the report. Two cities — Detroit and Miami — [...]

Famous Beer Quotes

Monday, August 22nd, 2005

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
–Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.
–William Butler Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
–Ernest Hemingway
Always [...]

Making Friends with Da Light Post

Monday, August 22nd, 2005

LOL.. He needs to learn how to ride a bike before trying to pull some stunts..

Funny Quotes

Sunday, August 21st, 2005

Ah, yes divorce…from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. - Roseanne
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy [...]

Tiny Dog Fu

Saturday, August 20th, 2005

This is a great picture of a tiny little dawg, just tryin to survive!

Caron Twins a Big Hit at Linux World

Friday, August 19th, 2005

The Beautiful Caron Twins (Courtney and Cassandra) aka PeerFS Twins were a Big Hit at Linux World!

Courtney Caron - Tux - Cassandra Caron
Or, maybe it’s:
Cassandra Caron - Tux - Courtney Caron
(sorry ladies, the name tags are kinda blurry..)

Dry Cleaners Go The Extra Mile

Friday, August 19th, 2005

Well, good lookin out! That is some tasty customer support…

Look, I found a picture of the new Sexual Harassment manual these Dry Cleaners use. So, take a good long look at it, and you should be good to go…