Archive for August, 2005

I Wonder If This Cell Phone Trick Really Works

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

My friend Tammy sent me this interesting email a little while ago.

Locked your keys in your car?
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone on your cell phone.
Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the other person at your home [...]

Give Bill More Time

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

Another funny Bill Clinton joke.

Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic.
As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ”Save the women!”
George Bush hysterically screeches, ”Screw the women!”
And Bill Clinton smirks and purrs, ”Do we have time?’

Sex for Protection

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

Gina, thanks for sending me this funny joke!

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying [...]

New Google Talk Themes

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

I read on gibthis.com that Google Talk is skinnnable! Michael reports that: A common complaint upon Google Talk’s recent launch was the lack of themes. It seems Bryan over at SapiensBryan.com has released 5 Google Talk Themes: Blue, Black, Red, Yellow, and Pink.

Nice Sand Castle

Monday, August 29th, 2005

This sand castle must have taken days to build… But, they did a great job.

Sexy Bikini Ad

Monday, August 29th, 2005

Uhmmm.. Yeah.. I think that sounds about right..

The Rules Of Bedroom Golf

Sunday, August 28th, 2005

LOL..
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, [...]

A Tasty Babe for Friday

Friday, August 26th, 2005

I just had to post a Tasty Babe today, since it’s Friday and the work week is over!!! Well, almost over.. Just a few more hours to go..

Check out the rest of her pictures at: xposed.com

25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

Friday, August 26th, 2005

Yet another funny list… I’m sure a few of these will apply to you as well..
Have a Tasty Friday,
And Thanks For Dropping By!

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in [...]

Why I am so Tired

Thursday, August 25th, 2005

Gina, thanks for sending me this joke.. It’s great!

For a Couple of years I’ved been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine,too much pressure from my job, earwax build up, poor blood circulation or anything elese I could Thing of.
But now I found out the real reason:
I’m [...]