Archive for May, 2005

Murphey’s Laws Of Computing

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
5. [...]

aMac - Funny Picture

Sunday, May 29th, 2005

Great Idea!

Why It’s Good To Be a Man!

Sunday, May 29th, 2005

Your belly usually hides your big hips.
You can “do” your nails with a pocketknife.
You don’t have to shave below your neck.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You don’t care if someone notices your [...]

Funny Quotes

Saturday, May 28th, 2005

Bill Cosby
“A word to the wise ain’t necessary - it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.”
Bernard Baruch
“Vote for the man who promises least; he’ll be the least disappointing.”
James Thurber
“Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.”
Groucho [...]

Blondes and Boating, Such a Dangerous Combo

Friday, May 27th, 2005

LOL…It’s summer time, so be careful out on the open waters! May the force be with us!

Interesting Reading…

Friday, May 27th, 2005

My friend Tammy sent me this story today. I have seen it before, and chances are that you have seen it as well, but it’s nice to refresh the memory bank once in a while…

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on [...]

Bounce and COKE-Some interesting facts…

Friday, May 27th, 2005

Found this on funlol.com

Eliminates static cling from pantyhose. Rub a damp, used sheet of Bounce over the hose.
Prevents musty suitcases. Place an individual sheet of Bounce inside empty luggage before storing.
Freshens the air in your car. Place a sheet of Bounce under the front seat.
Cleans baked-on food from a cooking pan. Put a sheet in [...]

BJ’s Delivered to Your Door

Wednesday, May 25th, 2005

How YOU Doin??? If that isn’t 5 star service, I dunno what is… Most big companies can learn a bit of customer care from these guys…

Hangover Ratings

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005

1 Star Hangover

No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10

Church Bells - Funny Joke

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that [...]