Archive for March, 2005

MICROSOFT SHOULD MAKE CARS, GM SHOULD MAKE SOFTWARE

Thursday, March 31st, 2005

This tasty joke is from Lucas at Geek on the Mountain
Thank you!

At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars [...]

Creative License Plate

Thursday, March 31st, 2005

Good one… :-D

Have a Tasty Day!
Jay

Top Ten Times in history when saying F**K was ok..

Thursday, March 31st, 2005

10) “What the f**k was that?” - Mayor of Hiroshima
9) “Where did all these f**king Indians come from?” - Custer
8) “Any f**king idiot could understand that! ” - Einstein
7) “It DOES f**king look like her!” - Picasso
6) “How the f**k did you work that out?” - Pythagoras
5) “You want WHAT on the f**king ceiling?” - [...]

Everything is alright…

Wednesday, March 30th, 2005

I think he is about to find out that he has a big problem to deal with. LOL..

The Men Commandments

Wednesday, March 30th, 2005

1.) It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances:

- When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
- The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
- After wrecking your boss’ car.
- One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.
- When she is using her teeth.

2.) Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.

3.) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

What If AOL Built Cars?

Tuesday, March 29th, 2005

LOL.. :-D

1. The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer.
2. The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player.
3. The car would often refuse to start and owners would [...]

Puss in boots

Monday, March 28th, 2005

Dear kids,
The evening tale was started… :-D

Question From Da Easter Bunny..

Sunday, March 27th, 2005

Did the Easter Bunny say Tasty???
LOL… :-D

My favorite kitties

Saturday, March 26th, 2005

Hmm I love this pic. :)

Happy Easter!

Do You Ever Feel Like Doing This?

Saturday, March 26th, 2005

Got to admit it… I have felt like throwing my computer out the window quite a few times before… Troubleshooting Win OS. based software can cause even the most patient people to loose it a bit.. :-D
This person realized that he was tired of starring at the monitor, and what he [...]