Archive for November 21st, 2004

Wise-Guy Parrot

Sunday, November 21st, 2004

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.
The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself
to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood he [...]

Things people actually said in court

Sunday, November 21st, 2004

Things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your date [...]