Archive for November, 2004

Tasty Quote 11/24/04

Wednesday, November 24th, 2004

“A bad day fishing beats a good day at work every time”
I love this quote. But come to think of it, I have never really had a bad day fishing. Sure, I have lost some nice ones… Almost had that big one.. And I have left pissed off a few times. But [...]

Makes sense.. = )

Wednesday, November 24th, 2004

You Know Your Wife is Cheating….

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004

When you find your car lookin like this Volvo. Or, it could be… Ohh never mind.. Won’t go there today. :-)
Have a Tasty Day!
Jay

Try this at work!

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004

If you think someone is snooping around your cubicle when you step away for lunch, leave this picture displayed on your monitor. I’m sure it will be a nice surprise to them, specially if you can hook up your webcam to record the event. Now that would be a great 30 second movie [...]

Funny Restaurant Name

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004

I wonder how much time they spent trying to figure out a good name for this restaurant…

Intel Inside…

Monday, November 22nd, 2004

This could be a cool sticker for IT people to keep handy. Just paste one onto da “problem clients” pc’s when they are too busy arguing that they are not the source of the problem. “I swear I didn’t even hardly touch the keyboard today” “Ohh you mean reformat [...]

Nothing Changes

Monday, November 22nd, 2004

Funny Optical Illusion

Monday, November 22nd, 2004

I’m happy to say that the optical illusion works. I tested it myself a few times. :-)
At first, it took quite a few seconds to notice the boat in the background, but it does get easier with practice! LOL
Have a Tasty Monday!
Jay

Wise-Guy Parrot

Sunday, November 21st, 2004

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.
The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself
to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood he [...]

Things people actually said in court

Sunday, November 21st, 2004

Things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your date [...]