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Famous Beer Quotes

Monday, August 22nd, 2005

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
–Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.
–William Butler Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
–Ernest Hemingway
Always [...]

Funny Quotes

Sunday, August 21st, 2005

Ah, yes divorce…from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. - Roseanne
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy [...]

Tasty Quote 11/24/04

Wednesday, November 24th, 2004

“A bad day fishing beats a good day at work every time”
I love this quote. But come to think of it, I have never really had a bad day fishing. Sure, I have lost some nice ones… Almost had that big one.. And I have left pissed off a few times. But [...]

Tasty Quote 11/05/04

Friday, November 5th, 2004

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
Henny Youngman.
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin.

Tasty Quote 10/31/04

Sunday, October 31st, 2004

I think Tupac’s deep rap is a Tasty choice for today. Specially since the 2004 Presidential Election is only a couple of days away. Now, Tupac…I think da man was all about dataste and always strived to come up and help others as much as he could. I know his music inspired [...]

Tasty Quote 10/28/04

Thursday, October 28th, 2004

“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”
Rich Cook. Found on: Comedy-Zone.net

Tasty Quote 10/26/04

Tuesday, October 26th, 2004

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Murphy’s law

Tasty Quote 10/22/04

Friday, October 22nd, 2004

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and [Unix] BSD. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence.
Jeremy S. Anderson

Tasty Quote 10/21/04

Thursday, October 21st, 2004

“If you have an important point to make, don’t try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver.”

4 Da Fishermen and all Da Tasty Ladies :-)

Tuesday, October 19th, 2004

Catching fish is as incidental to fishing as making babies is to f*cking.
William Humphrey
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Author Unknown

Sounds like a nice and tasty time to me! Of course [...]