Archive for the 'Jay's Posts' Category

Insensitive Woman - Funny Joke

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Dave returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said, “Honey, now [...]

Funny Golf Joke

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

I was down in Orange County doing some training, and was really busy this last week. But now I’m back, and I should be posting more now.
Have a Tasty weekend!
Jay

Golf Joke
John got home from his usual Sunday round of golf slightly later than normal and very tired. “Bad day [...]

Getting a Promotion

Sunday, May 6th, 2007

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion.
“What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?” asked the Rabbi.
“Well, I’m next in line for the Monsignor’s job.” replied the Priest.
“Yes, and then what?” asked [...]

You Have One Wish

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

This joke cracked me up. Had to post it.
Have a Tasty Day!
Jay

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genies lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes.
The Genie said, [...]

Milk or Beer?

Saturday, April 21st, 2007

Had milk, want beer.. That sounds great to me. Can’t go wrong with beer. In fact I think I’m gonna have a few of them as soon as I finish this post.

Speaking of drinking some beer… Check out this guy. hahaha too funny.

It looks like it may [...]

A Pink Ferrari?

Friday, April 20th, 2007

I can’t believe someone would do this to a Ferrari. It’s beyond me… A pink Ferrari? That is soo wrong.

Wifey in Alaska

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

A couple decided go to Alaska for a romantic weekend. When they got to the cabin it was cold so the wife asked her husband to go chop some wood for that fire place. He came in after 5 minutes and told his wife that his hands were cold, so she said her put your [...]

Nice Beer Holder Babe

Monday, April 16th, 2007

This sexy babe in a bikini makes a nice beer cup holder.
Have a Tasty Monday!
Jay

Linux is Going to the Indy 500!!!

Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

Woohooo! This would be great. I would love to see a Linux sponsored car in the Indy 500.
Check out the full article at Tux500.com and donate some money if you can to make this happen!

Behind Every Great Woman

Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

Many thanks to Gina for sending me this funny picture.