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Pants and Panties

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

This is Hilarious!!! Had to post this joke. :)

Mike was going to be married to Carol so his Father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, ‘Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, ‘Here, try these [...]

Somehow Pregnant - Funny Joke

Friday, May 8th, 2009

This is a funny one so I had to post it!! For Da Taste!!

Somehow Pregnant
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady,” said the doctor, “you’re pregnant.”
“But that can’t be. The only men I’ve been with are nudists and in our colony we practice sex only with [...]

Fight at the Wedding

Friday, February 6th, 2009

A wedding occurred, in Austrailia. To keep tradition going, everyone got drunk and the bride’s and groom’s families had a humongous fight and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the crap out of each other. The police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all members of both families [...]

Performance Reviews - Funny Joke

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

Performance Reviews
What it really means . . .
Is it time for performance reviews at your work? Here are some performance review terms and their meaning . . .
Outgoing Personality……………….Always going out of the office
Good Communication Skills…………..Spends lots of time on phone
Average Employee…………………..Not too bright
Exceptionally Well Qualified………..Made no major blunders… yet
Work is First Priority……………..Too ugly to [...]

Getting Married In Heaven

Sunday, October 14th, 2007

GETTING MARRIED IN HEAVEN…
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident.
The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to
process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder could they possibly
get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter arrived, they asked him if [...]

Funny Joke

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

A Funny Joke posted by one of our visitors. Thank you for whoever left this joke

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his [...]

Men and Women. Too Funny

Monday, August 13th, 2007

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first [...]

Hilarious Joke - Leaving Trails

Monday, August 6th, 2007

Leaving Trails
A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red ‘H’ on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard [...]

Success With Women

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

Sorry for not updating for a while. I moved to a new place and been really busy with the move, job etc… In the mean time, here is a funny Joke
Thank for dropping by to visit, and have a Tasty Day!
Jay

A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. [...]

Funny Drunk Joke

Sunday, May 27th, 2007

A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the regular drank a little more than usual.
The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the regular stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he’ll crawl outside [...]